Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Nigritude Ultramarine Recalls Life Jacket

Nigritude Ultramarine Recalls Life Jacket

Immeidate Press Release - May 2004
Nigritude Ultramarine Speed Boats, Inc.

Nigritude Ultramarine Boats, Inc. recalls life jacket that sinks in grape jelly
Nigritude Ultramarine Speed Boats, Inc recalls their Dingy Life Jacket because it does not float in grape jelly.

They were made aware of this by Willie Wonka earlier this week when Willie's nephew almost drowned in a vat of Wonka Grape Jelly. Nigritude Ultramarine Speed Boats, Inc is very concerned about safety and is recalling the life jacket immediately.

For more information on the recall go to your local Nigritude Ultramarine Speed Boats dealer and request a recall form or call 800-555-5555 x5.

Call Bob Barker, PR Manager, at 555-5555 for more info on Wyoming Ultramarine speed boat company and the full line of Nigritude Ultramarine speed boats.

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